What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Taylor Swift Wears a Bejeweled LBD for a Celebratory Girls Night Out with Selena Gomez - instyle.com

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

What To Expect in the Markets This Week - Investopedia

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

DNA from 9,000-year-old skeletons disproves migratory waves theory from South Africa - Earth.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

What explanations do flat earthers have for the shape of our planet? If they do not have any, why should their opinions on this topic be considered credible?

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

AI could unleash 'deep societal upheavals' that many elites are ignoring, Palantir CEO Alex Karp warns - Fortune

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Apple's latest CarPlay update revives something Android Auto did right 10 years ago [Gallery] - 9to5Google

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Beyond fertility and menopause: See why the ovary is central to women’s health and longevity - USA Today

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are people discussing on BookTok?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Still no good.

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is it very wrong to want to spend some time with husband after continuous work for 5 days in a weekend because my husband thinks if we go out every weekend what night my parents and other family members think?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

No go.

The USB-C dream is dead and it’s too late to revive it - Android Authority

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

ChatGPT wasn’t built for this, but it’s now the center of my daily routine - Android Authority